You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If…
1) Your significant other asks you to get off the computer and you tell them two more
minutes, but they know that means two more hours.
2) You are running out of computer space from all the marketing e-books and software
you have bought and downloaded.
3) You think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet
marketing forum.
4) You take your laptop with you to play a round of golf.
5) You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night to write down a hot product idea that just came
to you because you are afraid you might forget it by morning.
7) You jump from one project to another one just before the first one is ready to launch
because you feel it’s going to be a hit, and because you simply can’t stop thinking about
it.

You arrive at a grocery store without noticing the 15-minute trip, because you were
too busy listening to “How to Become a Millionaire” tape.
9) You notice your spouse staring you in the face, waiting for your answer, while you
have no idea what the question was. So you say, “Of course, honey…”
10) You let your bills pile up on your kitchen table, even though you have money to pay
them, because you’re too busy writing a new book and plan to pay your bills when your
book is done (unless you start a new one!).
11) You go to your mailbox in your pajamas, at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, because you
forgot to change when you woke up and went straight to your home office.
12) You rarely sit down to read a book or watch a movie unless you know you’ll learn
something new, get a great business idea, or come up with a new article title from it.
13) You play a Monopoly game with your 8-year old when you realize you’re thinking
about how nice it would be to have your own little shop on Boardwalk and to turn all the
play money into the real thing.
14) You sit through every TV commercial, while your spouse is getting a sandwich,
because you don’t want to miss an important brainstorming session or to laugh at other
people’s marketing efforts.
15) You feel a rush every time your competitor comes out with a new product or service
so you go home, lock yourself in your office, and frantically search for a new (better!)
product idea.
16) You eat in front of your computer so much you keep a salt and pepper shaker on
your desk.
17) You feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your
computer…while sitting down.
18) You have considered buying, or already bought, a car with Internet access.
19) You consider search engine optimization and positioning a fun, competitive sport.
20) You are usually working when everyone else is asleep…and working when they are
awake.
21) You check your e-mail every five minutes hoping to see the message, “You have
another sale…”
22) You check your e-mail during TV commercials.
23) You clean your computer desk once a year, of course only if someone complains.
24) You click on traffic exchange links when you are unmotivated to work so you can at
least generate a little extra traffic to your web site.
25) Your ideal vacation is to go to Las Vegas or Hawaii for an Internet marketing seminar.
26) You always have a good excuse prepared for your significant other so you can stay
on the computer longer.
27) You have considered starting an offline business but you figured it would be too
much work. You only work 18 hours a day now.
28) You don’t have enough time to read all the business e-zines you subscribe to.
29) Your grocery bill is getting higher and higher from all the coffee you are drinking.
30) You think fast food drive-throughs aren’t fast enough because you will have to leave
the computer, so you call the local pizza delivery place instead.
31) You feel guilty when your significant other notices you are on a non-business related
web site when you told them you had to work. But you just say, “I was taking a 10-minute
break, like at a real job.”
32) You feel like you are leaving your kids at a stranger’s house when it’s finally time to
shut down the computer.
33) You are constantly worrying that you might lose unsaved information, so you back
up your computer 3 different ways every hour.
34) You consider Internet marketing an entertaining hobby instead of work.
35) You have ever wondered how Larry Dotson (me…lol) finds the time to write all those
free tip articles.
36) You have ever imagined retiring right after you’ve joined the next greatest income
opportunity.
37) You have ever joined a network marketing opportunity thinking you wouldn’t have to
do any work because there is “spill-over.”
38) You have ever tried to figure out if an e-mail was really personalized, or just
personalized bulk e-mail, so you might not have to respond to it.
39) Your idea of entertainment is catching up on reading all of the free Internet marketing
e-zines, e-books and e-courses you have saved.
40) Your significant other has ever asked you what’s on TV and you say, “I’ll look it up
online!” but really you just wanted a reason to get back on the computer.
41) You have witnessed two or more Internet marketers feuding via e-mail or an online
discussion forum.
42) You have exactly modeled a famous Internet marketer and still come up way short of
your income goals.
43) You have experienced a really bad sales month and you thought you might have to
get a real job.
44) You have a real job and check your Internet business e-mail on your lunch breaks.
45) You have been asked to be interviewed for a business-related e-book or article.
46) You have a to-do list somewhere near or on your computer.
47) You have asked for marketing books for Christmas.
48) You did most of your Christmas shopping on the computer.
49) You or your products have been cut down at least once in an online discussion
forum by someone that just didn’t understand.
50) You have a Clickbank™ account or ID.
51) You have considered publishing your web site or information product in a different
language to increase sales.
52) You have forgotten to take a shower because you got up and went straight to the
computer.
53) You have crumbs somewhere near or on your computer right now.
54) You pretend no one else can see the dust behind your computer.
55) You keep a small notebook and pen with you so you don’t forget any money-making
ideas that pop into your head.
56) You have had a new money-making idea right before you went to bed and couldn’t
fall asleep.
57) You had to get up the middle of the night to work on your new money-making idea
because you felt it couldn’t wait till morning.
58) Your idea of gambling is betting your business buddies on who will get the most
traffic each month.
59) Your significant other has yelled at you because you stopped at a business channel
when you were flipping to see what was on TV.
60) You watch TV while you are working on the computer.
61) You have to replace your computer chair at least once a year.
62) You get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don’t have any business- or
computer-related magazines to read.
63) You met your significant other on the computer while you were working on your
Internet business.
64) You have a list of financial goals somewhere near or on your computer.
65) You always find some way to lure your friends or company over to your computer
while they are visiting so you can show off.
66) You have permanent coffee cup rings on your computer desk.
67) You read all your e-mail and an hour later there are 50 more to check.
68) You like reading spam to get money-making ideas.
69) You have ever received a check for something you don’t remember promoting.
70) Your significant other sends you an e-mail instead of telling you dinner is done.
71) Your significant other tells you twenty times “dinner is ready” and you don’t hear
them till the twenty-first time, when you see a “UFO” shooting across your computer.
72) You have ever fed your newborn while you were working on your Internet business.
73) You delete most of the jokes that are forwarded to you because you have way too
many marketing e-mail newsletters to read.
74) Your competition or any business has released a new product and you said to
yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
75) You can remember 20 affiliate program and membership web site passwords but
can’t remember your family members’ birthdays.
76) Your friends and family give you dumbfounded looks when you tell them what you
do for a living.
77) You have confused a computer salesman when you start telling them what you will
be using the computer for.
78) You wake in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and sign on to your
computer to check your sales and traffic statistics.
79) You wake up in the morning and start checking your business and customer e-mails
before your coffee is even done.
80) Your best friends live in different states or countries.
81) You make sure you have access to the Internet, your computer files and e-mail
before you travel or go on vacation.
82) You have been late for an appointment or date because you got lost in all your e-mail
messages.
83) You have ever started feeling nauseous when you found out your computer wasn’t
working. Then you figure out it was just a loose wire and feel like you’ve won the lottery.
84) You have ever started worrying that you might have been falsely accused of
spamming because your web site is down.
85) You have not checked your e-mail for 10 minutes and it shows no new messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
86) You have not checked your e-mail since last night and it only shows 300 messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
87) You can run an Internet business but can’t program a VCR.
88) You wear flip flops, socks, slippers or go barefoot while you are working.
89) Your favorite snack is always sitting by your computer.
90) You have ever wondered how Joe Vitale finds the extra time to write all those product
testimonials.
91) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
get them in your downline.
92) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
chat and have a beer together on Friday nights.
93) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
drink beer and play Internet poker on Saturday nights.
94) You have come out of a movie saying, “I could make money doing that.”
95) You have come out of a movie saying, “That would be a good product idea.”
96) You have printed out your home page and framed it.
97) You put your URL on your personal Christmas cards to increase sales.
98) You only listen to online radio stations.
99) You thought you were going to make tens of thousands of dollars when you bought
that first e-zine ad that went out to 20,000 people.
100) You thought you were going to be an instant millionaire when you first started your
online business.
101)You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If…
1) Your significant other asks you to get off the computer and you tell them two more
minutes, but they know that means two more hours.
2) You are running out of computer space from all the marketing e-books and software
you have bought and downloaded.
3) You think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet
marketing forum.
4) You take your laptop with you to play a round of golf.
5) You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night to write down a hot product idea that just came
to you because you are afraid you might forget it by morning.
7) You jump from one project to another one just before the first one is ready to launch
because you feel it’s going to be a hit, and because you simply can’t stop thinking about
it.

You arrive at a grocery store without noticing the 15-minute trip, because you were
too busy listening to “How to Become a Millionaire” tape.
9) You notice your spouse staring you in the face, waiting for your answer, while you
have no idea what the question was. So you say, “Of course, honey…”
10) You let your bills pile up on your kitchen table, even though you have money to pay
them, because you’re too busy writing a new book and plan to pay your bills when your
book is done (unless you start a new one!).
11) You go to your mailbox in your pajamas, at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, because you
forgot to change when you woke up and went straight to your home office.
12) You rarely sit down to read a book or watch a movie unless you know you’ll learn
something new, get a great business idea, or come up with a new article title from it.
13) You play a Monopoly game with your 8-year old when you realize you’re thinking
about how nice it would be to have your own little shop on Boardwalk and to turn all the
play money into the real thing.
14) You sit through every TV commercial, while your spouse is getting a sandwich,
because you don’t want to miss an important brainstorming session or to laugh at other
people’s marketing efforts.
15) You feel a rush every time your competitor comes out with a new product or service
so you go home, lock yourself in your office, and frantically search for a new (better!)
product idea.
16) You eat in front of your computer so much you keep a salt and pepper shaker on
your desk.
17) You feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your
computer…while sitting down.
18) You have considered buying, or already bought, a car with Internet access.
19) You consider search engine optimization and positioning a fun, competitive sport.
20) You are usually working when everyone else is asleep…and working when they are
awake.
21) You check your e-mail every five minutes hoping to see the message, “You have
another sale…”
22) You check your e-mail during TV commercials.
23) You clean your computer desk once a year, of course only if someone complains.
24) You click on traffic exchange links when you are unmotivated to work so you can at
least generate a little extra traffic to your web site.
25) Your ideal vacation is to go to Las Vegas or Hawaii for an Internet marketing seminar.
26) You always have a good excuse prepared for your significant other so you can stay
on the computer longer.
27) You have considered starting an offline business but you figured it would be too
much work. You only work 18 hours a day now.
28) You don’t have enough time to read all the business e-zines you subscribe to.
29) Your grocery bill is getting higher and higher from all the coffee you are drinking.
30) You think fast food drive-throughs aren’t fast enough because you will have to leave
the computer, so you call the local pizza delivery place instead.
31) You feel guilty when your significant other notices you are on a non-business related
web site when you told them you had to work. But you just say, “I was taking a 10-minute
break, like at a real job.”
32) You feel like you are leaving your kids at a stranger’s house when it’s finally time to
shut down the computer.
33) You are constantly worrying that you might lose unsaved information, so you back
up your computer 3 different ways every hour.
34) You consider Internet marketing an entertaining hobby instead of work.
35) You have ever wondered how Larry Dotson (me…lol) finds the time to write all those
free tip articles.
36) You have ever imagined retiring right after you’ve joined the next greatest income
opportunity.
37) You have ever joined a network marketing opportunity thinking you wouldn’t have to
do any work because there is “spill-over.”
38) You have ever tried to figure out if an e-mail was really personalized, or just
personalized bulk e-mail, so you might not have to respond to it.
39) Your idea of entertainment is catching up on reading all of the free Internet marketing
e-zines, e-books and e-courses you have saved.
40) Your significant other has ever asked you what’s on TV and you say, “I’ll look it up
online!” but really you just wanted a reason to get back on the computer.
41) You have witnessed two or more Internet marketers feuding via e-mail or an online
discussion forum.
42) You have exactly modeled a famous Internet marketer and still come up way short of
your income goals.
43) You have experienced a really bad sales month and you thought you might have to
get a real job.
44) You have a real job and check your Internet business e-mail on your lunch breaks.
45) You have been asked to be interviewed for a business-related e-book or article.
46) You have a to-do list somewhere near or on your computer.
47) You have asked for marketing books for Christmas.
48) You did most of your Christmas shopping on the computer.
49) You or your products have been cut down at least once in an online discussion
forum by someone that just didn’t understand.
50) You have a Clickbank™ account or ID.
51) You have considered publishing your web site or information product in a different
language to increase sales.
52) You have forgotten to take a shower because you got up and went straight to the
computer.
53) You have crumbs somewhere near or on your computer right now.
54) You pretend no one else can see the dust behind your computer.
55) You keep a small notebook and pen with you so you don’t forget any money-making
ideas that pop into your head.
56) You have had a new money-making idea right before you went to bed and couldn’t
fall asleep.
57) You had to get up the middle of the night to work on your new money-making idea
because you felt it couldn’t wait till morning.
58) Your idea of gambling is betting your business buddies on who will get the most
traffic each month.
59) Your significant other has yelled at you because you stopped at a business channel
when you were flipping to see what was on TV.
60) You watch TV while you are working on the computer.
61) You have to replace your computer chair at least once a year.
62) You get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don’t have any business- or
computer-related magazines to read.
63) You met your significant other on the computer while you were working on your
Internet business.
64) You have a list of financial goals somewhere near or on your computer.
65) You always find some way to lure your friends or company over to your computer
while they are visiting so you can show off.
66) You have permanent coffee cup rings on your computer desk.
67) You read all your e-mail and an hour later there are 50 more to check.
68) You like reading spam to get money-making ideas.
69) You have ever received a check for something you don’t remember promoting.
70) Your significant other sends you an e-mail instead of telling you dinner is done.
71) Your significant other tells you twenty times “dinner is ready” and you don’t hear
them till the twenty-first time, when you see a “UFO” shooting across your computer.
72) You have ever fed your newborn while you were working on your Internet business.
73) You delete most of the jokes that are forwarded to you because you have way too
many marketing e-mail newsletters to read.
74) Your competition or any business has released a new product and you said to
yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
75) You can remember 20 affiliate program and membership web site passwords but
can’t remember your family members’ birthdays.
76) Your friends and family give you dumbfounded looks when you tell them what you
do for a living.
77) You have confused a computer salesman when you start telling them what you will
be using the computer for.
78) You wake in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and sign on to your
computer to check your sales and traffic statistics.
79) You wake up in the morning and start checking your business and customer e-mails
before your coffee is even done.
80) Your best friends live in different states or countries.
81) You make sure you have access to the Internet, your computer files and e-mail
before you travel or go on vacation.
82) You have been late for an appointment or date because you got lost in all your e-mail
messages.
83) You have ever started feeling nauseous when you found out your computer wasn’t
working. Then you figure out it was just a loose wire and feel like you’ve won the lottery.
84) You have ever started worrying that you might have been falsely accused of
spamming because your web site is down.
85) You have not checked your e-mail for 10 minutes and it shows no new messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
86) You have not checked your e-mail since last night and it only shows 300 messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
87) You can run an Internet business but can’t program a VCR.
88) You wear flip flops, socks, slippers or go barefoot while you are working.
89) Your favorite snack is always sitting by your computer.
90) You have ever wondered how Joe Vitale finds the extra time to write all those product
testimonials.
91) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
get them in your downline.
92) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
chat and have a beer together on Friday nights.
93) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
drink beer and play Internet poker on Saturday nights.
94) You have come out of a movie saying, “I could make money doing that.”
95) You have come out of a movie saying, “That would be a good product idea.”
96) You have printed out your home page and framed it.
97) You put your URL on your personal Christmas cards to increase sales.
98) You only listen to online radio stations.
99) You thought you were going to make tens of thousands of dollars when you bought
that first e-zine ad that went out to 20,000 people.
100) You thought you were going to be an instant millionaire when you first started your
online business.
101)
If your like me, You will TOTALLY relate…
1) Your significant other asks you to get off the computer and you tell them two more
minutes, but they know that means two more hours.
2) You are running out of computer space from all the marketing e-books and software
you have bought and downloaded.
3) You think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet
marketing forum.
4) You take your laptop with you to play a round of golf.
5) You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night to write down a hot product idea that just came
to you because you are afraid you might forget it by morning.
7) You jump from one project to another one just before the first one is ready to launch
because you feel it’s going to be a hit, and because you simply can’t stop thinking about
it.
8 ) You arrive at a grocery store without noticing the 15-minute trip, because you were
too busy listening to “How to Become a Millionaire” tape.
9) You notice your spouse staring you in the face, waiting for your answer, while you
have no idea what the question was. So you say, “Of course, honey…”
10) You let your bills pile up on your kitchen table, even though you have money to pay
them, because you’re too busy writing a new book and plan to pay your bills when your
book is done (unless you start a new one!).
11) You go to your mailbox in your pajamas, at 3 o’clock in the afternoon, because you
forgot to change when you woke up and went straight to your home office.
12) You rarely sit down to read a book or watch a movie unless you know you’ll learn
something new, get a great business idea, or come up with a new article title from it.
13) You play a Monopoly game with your 8-year old when you realize you’re thinking
about how nice it would be to have your own little shop on Boardwalk and to turn all the
play money into the real thing.
14) You sit through every TV commercial, while your spouse is getting a sandwich,
because you don’t want to miss an important brainstorming session or to laugh at other
people’s marketing efforts.
15) You feel a rush every time your competitor comes out with a new product or service
so you go home, lock yourself in your office, and frantically search for a new (better!)
product idea.
16) You eat in front of your computer so much you keep a salt and pepper shaker on
your desk.
17) You feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your
computer…while sitting down.
18) You have considered buying, or already bought, a car with Internet access.
19) You consider search engine optimization and positioning a fun, competitive sport.
20) You are usually working when everyone else is asleep…and working when they are
awake.
21) You check your e-mail every five minutes hoping to see the message, “You have
another sale…”
22) You check your e-mail during TV commercials.
23) You clean your computer desk once a year, of course only if someone complains.
24) You click on traffic exchange links when you are unmotivated to work so you can at
least generate a little extra traffic to your web site.
25) Your ideal vacation is to go to Las Vegas or Hawaii for an Internet marketing seminar.
26) You always have a good excuse prepared for your significant other so you can stay
on the computer longer.
27) You have considered starting an offline business but you figured it would be too
much work. You only work 18 hours a day now.
28) You don’t have enough time to read all the business e-zines you subscribe to.
29) Your grocery bill is getting higher and higher from all the coffee you are drinking.
30) You think fast food drive-throughs aren’t fast enough because you will have to leave
the computer, so you call the local pizza delivery place instead.
31) You feel guilty when your significant other notices you are on a non-business related
web site when you told them you had to work. But you just say, “I was taking a 10-minute
break, like at a real job.”
32) You feel like you are leaving your kids at a stranger’s house when it’s finally time to
shut down the computer.
33) You are constantly worrying that you might lose unsaved information, so you back
up your computer 3 different ways every hour.
34) You consider Internet marketing an entertaining hobby instead of work.
35) You have ever wondered how Larry Dotson (me…lol) finds the time to write all those
free tip articles.
36) You have ever imagined retiring right after you’ve joined the next greatest income
opportunity.
37) You have ever joined a network marketing opportunity thinking you wouldn’t have to
do any work because there is “spill-over.”
38) You have ever tried to figure out if an e-mail was really personalized, or just
personalized bulk e-mail, so you might not have to respond to it.
39) Your idea of entertainment is catching up on reading all of the free Internet marketing
e-zines, e-books and e-courses you have saved.
40) Your significant other has ever asked you what’s on TV and you say, “I’ll look it up
online!” but really you just wanted a reason to get back on the computer.
41) You have witnessed two or more Internet marketers feuding via e-mail or an online
discussion forum.
42) You have exactly modeled a famous Internet marketer and still come up way short of
your income goals.
43) You have experienced a really bad sales month and you thought you might have to
get a real job.
44) You have a real job and check your Internet business e-mail on your lunch breaks.
45) You have been asked to be interviewed for a business-related e-book or article.
46) You have a to-do list somewhere near or on your computer.
47) You have asked for marketing books for Christmas.
48) You did most of your Christmas shopping on the computer.
49) You or your products have been cut down at least once in an online discussion
forum by someone that just didn’t understand.
50) You have a Clickbank™ account or ID.
51) You have considered publishing your web site or information product in a different
language to increase sales.
52) You have forgotten to take a shower because you got up and went straight to the
computer.
53) You have crumbs somewhere near or on your computer right now.
54) You pretend no one else can see the dust behind your computer.
55) You keep a small notebook and pen with you so you don’t forget any money-making
ideas that pop into your head.
56) You have had a new money-making idea right before you went to bed and couldn’t
fall asleep.
57) You had to get up the middle of the night to work on your new money-making idea
because you felt it couldn’t wait till morning.
58) Your idea of gambling is betting your business buddies on who will get the most
traffic each month.
59) Your significant other has yelled at you because you stopped at a business channel
when you were flipping to see what was on TV.
60) You watch TV while you are working on the computer.
61) You have to replace your computer chair at least once a year.
62) You get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don’t have any business- or
computer-related magazines to read.
63) You met your significant other on the computer while you were working on your
Internet business.
64) You have a list of financial goals somewhere near or on your computer.
65) You always find some way to lure your friends or company over to your computer
while they are visiting so you can show off.
66) You have permanent coffee cup rings on your computer desk.
67) You read all your e-mail and an hour later there are 50 more to check.
68) You like reading spam to get money-making ideas.
69) You have ever received a check for something you don’t remember promoting.
70) Your significant other sends you an e-mail instead of telling you dinner is done.
71) Your significant other tells you twenty times “dinner is ready” and you don’t hear
them till the twenty-first time, when you see a “UFO” shooting across your computer.
72) You have ever fed your newborn while you were working on your Internet business.
73) You delete most of the jokes that are forwarded to you because you have way too
many marketing e-mail newsletters to read.
74) Your competition or any business has released a new product and you said to
yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
75) You can remember 20 affiliate program and membership web site passwords but
can’t remember your family members’ birthdays.
76) Your friends and family give you dumbfounded looks when you tell them what you
do for a living.
77) You have confused a computer salesman when you start telling them what you will
be using the computer for.
78) You wake in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and sign on to your
computer to check your sales and traffic statistics.
79) You wake up in the morning and start checking your business and customer e-mails
before your coffee is even done.
80) Your best friends live in different states or countries.
81) You make sure you have access to the Internet, your computer files and e-mail
before you travel or go on vacation.
82) You have been late for an appointment or date because you got lost in all your e-mail
messages.
83) You have ever started feeling nauseous when you found out your computer wasn’t
working. Then you figure out it was just a loose wire and feel like you’ve won the lottery.
84) You have ever started worrying that you might have been falsely accused of
spamming because your web site is down.
85) You have not checked your e-mail for 10 minutes and it shows no new messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
86) You have not checked your e-mail since last night and it only shows 300 messages,
and you start to wonder if your ISP’s spam filter is blocking your important e-mail.
87) You can run an Internet business but can’t program a VCR.
88) You wear flip flops, socks, slippers or go barefoot while you are working.
89) Your favorite snack is always sitting by your computer.
90) You have ever wondered how Joe Vitale finds the extra time to write all those product
testimonials.
91) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
get them in your downline.
92) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
chat and have a beer together on Friday nights.
93) You keep begging your friends to get a computer and/or Internet access so you can
drink beer and play Internet poker on Saturday nights.
94) You have come out of a movie saying, “I could make money doing that.”
95) You have come out of a movie saying, “That would be a good product idea.”
96) You have printed out your home page and framed it.
97) You put your URL on your personal Christmas cards to increase sales.
98) You only listen to online radio stations.
99) You thought you were going to make tens of thousands of dollars when you bought
that first e-zine ad that went out to 20,000 people.
100) You thought you were going to be an instant millionaire when you first started your
online business.